HEY GUYS! BACK SO SOON?
I’M GOING TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. I ATE PHIL.
I WAS GOING TO DO THIS WHOLE, “OH, HE RAN AWAY. TURNS OUT HE’S BEEN LIVING A DOUBLE LIFE AND IT FINALLY CAUGHT UP WITH HIM” THING, BUT THE TRUTH IS HE SAYS “IRREGARDLESS” EVERY TIME WE HAVE SOME SORT OF DEBATE AND I JUST KIND OF SNAPPED.
I’M GOING TO HIT YOU WITH THE DOUBLE SCOOP WAFFLE CONE OF HONESTY THIS EVENING, BECAUSE WE’RE FRIENDS. HE WAS DELICIOUS. HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN AN INFURIATING ILLITERATE BUT HE MORE THAN MADE UP FOR THAT IN FLAVOR. IT’S GOING TO BE HARD GOING BACK TO DRY KIBBLE.
ANYWAY, HOW WAS THE MOVIE?
CNN Apologizes After Playing NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA Rap for 103 Year Old Lady
I just don’t understand how that was set and ready to be played why do they even have that song
That awkward moment when your friend jokingly says something about you but it’s secretly true and you’re like
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